On the other hand, assuming that there is a like actor test for women, and that I could somehow bend the gender stuff enough to take it without giving myself away, I might have come up as:

Cameron Diaz.

Lovely eye candy, for certain.

But she doesn't fare well in the cross-hairs of this military type:

. . . this week finds Cami at the 2005 Reebok Human Rights Awards, shining the spotlight on yet another worthy cause. Now for some of us, the connection between overpriced sneakers and Human Rights might not be immediately apparent. But Ms. Diaz is quick to share her unique point of view with her adoring fans. One of her more memorable quotes demonstrates her keen insight:

"I've been noticing gravity since I was very young."

Paris Hilton was so impressed with that pithy little bon mot, she had it silkscreened onto a T-shirt in the yummiest shade of melon. It sold like hotcakes: we hear the proceeds were donated to a cosmetic surgery fund for aging Shar Peis in Beverly Hills.

If you are not a regular over at Blackfive, you should be. And the redesign of the site makes it even better, I think.

And judging by this post alone, the military edge remains.

Read it all.

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