Dave Barry sums up 2012.

In science news, physicists announce that they think they might have discovered a totally new tiny invisible particle, named the "Weems foomple," which the scientists say could be even more important than the Higgs boson, although to be absolutely certain that it truly exists they say they are going to need, quote, "billions more research dollars," as well as "a large boat."

And that's the way it was.

No, really.

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