With just a little forethought, you, too, can conduct your sex life in such a way as to take advantage of the holiday sales.

With just a little planning of the timing of your foreplay to occur during a limited period (you will excuse the pun, I hope) for a few weeks before . . .

BLACK FRIDAY!

That’s right! Today only, you can get that abortion you’ve always dreamed of for ten bucks off. If that doesn't say "Merry Christmas to all!" I really can’t tell you what does.

Is that nifty . . .

Or what?

Take a life; save a few bucks.

A win-win.

Almost.

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